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I’ve just had a text from my laddie saying ’sorry Dad, left the game early, can’t watch anymore of that

SCOTZINE: Rangers European adventure turned into a nightmare, after they were humiliated by Unirea Urziceni, 4-1. Unirea are actually the smallest club to ever play in the Champions League and this must be one of the worst ever defeats in European history for the Ibrox side, it certainly beats the debacle that surrounded the Kaunas games last season.

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The result was well deserved by the Romanian champions, but all the more humiliating for Rangers as it was Unirea’s first ever win in European football. A win that will possibly see their manager Dan Petrescu dining out for years to come.

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Fans Views

“For the very first time in my life, I’m ashamed of supporting the club I’ve loved since I was a lad. A club where one of my ancestors played over 100 years ago, a club I love dearly and a club every single family member supports. Walter Smith, the board of directors and the players are not fit to wear the Rangers jersey or represent my club. You have shamed Rangers FC, like no other manager or side has ever done in over 130 years of our history. I cannot express in words my disdain and contempt I hold these people in right now. Shame on each and every one of them.” -Wilhelm Anderson

“I’ve just had a text from my laddie saying ’sorry Dad, left the game early, can’t watch anymore of that’. Best part of £100 it’s cost him to get down there today and I’m gutted for him, 2 games, 8 conceded.” -Hootsmon

Unirea Urziceni n-a castigat doar campionatul ci pare sa fi batut la fund intreg fotbalul-mizerie din Liga1.

Unirea Urziceni are 4 puncte in Liga Campionilor.

Unirea Urziceni a castigat, in deplasare, meciul cu Glasgow Rangers, scor 4-1.

Unirea Urziceni este o echipa in care numele finantatorului nu este pronuntat atat de des de comentatorii de sport.

Unirea Urziceni este insa antrenata de bursucul londonez, Dan Petrescu.

Later Update: Bursucul din apararea nationalei, recunoscut pentru apetitul sau ofensiv, n-a fost niciodata un mingicar, ca 99 la suta dintre cei care bat mingia pe meleagurile autohtone. Dan Petrescu a fost un fundas, un fundas de banda care si-a cladit cariera prin muuuulta munca. Usor atipic nu? Nu imi amintesc vreo stire cu el si cu sintagma club de fitze la doua randuri distanta. A inscris un gol decisiv cu SUA la Mondialul celebru din ‘94. A mai dat un gol decisiv in Franta, 4 ani mai tarziu, impotriva Angliei. Si intre anii in care a mai si inscris, decisiv chiar si la Chelsea, a muncit…a muncit la echipe, nu atat de galonate precum Real Madrid sau Barcelona. A muncit suficient incat sa ridice peste 30 de mii de londonezi in picioare atunci cand vine ca spectator pe Stamford Bridge.

Dan Petrescu e un fel de Klaus Johannis . E genul de om care provoaca stiri pozitive. Aceste stiri rar au ocazia de a se bucura de atentia si publicitatea materialelor in care apar figurile a sute de personulitati.

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